I was looking around Newgrounds, just pushing my mouse side to side, staring at tiny colored lights on this so called
"monitor". I was just doing my own thing. HANDS in PANTS..........that is when it came to me......

I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING AMAZING!

Everything single well known, artist, musician, animator, game developer or even some fancy pants nobody's that
happens to be loved a lot by fans for some unknown reason....has news posts. And they have lots of friends and
family, all laughing, joking and having fun.

....Then I looked at "my" lonesome userpage....

...

I seen a speck of dust on my monitor... ...that is about it.

So here it is!
MY FIRST NEWS POST. Hopefully that dust will grow into a hot chick that wants me.

So press that little COMMENT button over there, and get this party started!!